That’s Whale-Child-speak for I’m about to propose something I know you will oppose. Such as:
- Change his name from his real name to Bartholomew.
- Do all his homework tomorrow.
- Wear his Darth Vader costume to school.
- Get a little brother or a St. Bernard.
Of all of those, the St. Bernard seems the best choice. Right? Or the little brother.
Is it close to your birthday, Nic?
It’s a toss-up, I agree. Hard to decide which would be the worse fate.
My birthday isn’t until September, I confess — I just really liked that maturing late/rotting early dichotomy. (I know — another one of many many reasons to be glad you’re not me!)