zombie fragrances

Trying to imagine who would buy these.zombie

Zombie for Him ~ “Think forest floor. Zombie for Him is a combination of dried leaves, mushrooms, mildew, moss and earth.”

Zombie for Her ~ “A slightly lighter version of the Men’s fragrance with a touch of Dregs from the bottom of the wine barrel for that feminine touch.”

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Nic Sebastian

Nic is the author of Forever Will End On Thursday and Dark And Like A Web. She founded the now-archived Whale Sound site and is co-founder of The Poetry Storehouse. Nic blogs at Very Like A Whale and Voice Alpha.

2 thoughts on “zombie fragrances”

  1. “a touch of Dregs. . for that feminine touch”?! Is there such a thing as a misogynous Zombie?

    Ugh. The packaging is hideous but perhaps that’s the point.

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